HORUS, CROWNED & CONQUERING CHILD, IS NOW OLDER AND SCARIER. BOO!
ET IN ARCADIA EGO. ET AN ARCATA EGGO. OAT AND ALPACA ELMO. OEDDIE'S ALMANAC OF MOFOS.
"I DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS," SAID HOWARD P. LOVECRAFT.
ONLY THE MADMAN IS ABSOLUTELY SURE — PAX ET LUX ET MOX ET FUX — BARBELiTH — LOVE POUNCES
Pseudoscientology is an imagined community of reformed post-meta-cultists. We are fanatic princes and unicorns with blazing sparkles. We keep company with lewd puritans and saintly stockbrokers. We think math is hot even if we don't know it very well. There's a chance that we're full of crap, but that's for the plumbers to decide. Does your mom know you're keeping a squid squad under your bed? This editor doesn't even have emoji. Anyway, Pseudoscientology is a cult your cult wants to smell like.